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10:04 p.m. - 2006-09-24
Forgive me Selma!
Hey there kids!

I'm sorry it has been so long since I've posted, I've been slacking off, I know. I was thinking about switching jobs, but after long consideration have decided to stay. YAY! Plus I've been consumed with lots of very fun things, most of which are well documented on sockgirlie's blog, so head on over there for an update.

So what made me write a brand spankin' new entry? Why I got my first hate mail!!! Take a gander.

you are really quite rude. This is a very nasty vicous thing to say. have u ever tried to speak her spanish language. How dare you insult some one for keeing there national accent. You would not change yours for her so dont slander. And obviously you are vey ill educated if you are not aware that her charecter in the movie mentiones in not ment to looh attractive. Look it up. You have no place to slander Miss Hayek who has donr much more with her life than you. Its my observation that you are just a racist biggot and need to get a life as the saying goes. nough said. and good night.


OK. Here Goes.

Open letter to miss "Josie"

Thank you for your comment on my blog/diary. I truly value all input and criticism. Now let me offer some your way. If you are planning on informing someone they are a racist "biggot", please check your uninformed opinion with a little tool called Spell Check. While I firmly admit that I am NOT the world's best typer, I do know how to spel.

Hee hee. Now before you get all uppity and send me off another nasty poorly written comment, let's talk about something called "Sarcasm". Ever hear of it? I'm guessing not. You must have missed that class, or it was the same day as spelling lessons.

I actually have nothing against Selma Hayek. I've quite enjoyed her performances in many movies, especially Dogma. Plus, She's pretty hot as is well chronicled in the O-Town Song "Liquid Dreams" ( and Selma Hayek brings the rest.....woooaa HOO!!) Now lets dissect your comment ; sentence by sentence. Are we having fun yet???


"you are really quite rude. This is a very nasty vicous thing to say. have u ever tried to speak her spanish language. "

1) Yes, I am quite rude. Thank you!
2) I've never been Vicous. How does one be vicous? I've been VICIOUS before though ( see this post ) Perhaps you were meaning to say that my post was Viscous, as in a property of the thickness of liquids, but that doesn't make sense.
3) U is not a word. Have U ever tried to type the ENGLISH language?
4) No, I don't speak spanish. No Habla Espanol. BUT, I do speak French, and when in France, I attempted to speak their language with their accent. That's how you speak languages! Loco! I know!

"How dare you insult some one for keeing there national accent. You would not change yours for her so dont slander. And obviously you are vey ill educated if you are not aware that her charecter in the movie mentiones in not ment to looh attractive."

1) Someone is one word. Keeing, is zero words. There, my dear, refers to a place, as in "Look at Josie in her trailer over THERE"
2) Never call someone ill educated if you can't back it up with a third grade education.
3) There are so many things wrong with that last sentence. Readers, the first poster to find 6 mistakes in that sentence will get a prize!
4) Are you supporting Frida's unibrow???

"You have no place to slander Miss Hayek who has donr much more with her life than you."

1) Has Miss Hayek beaten Super Mario Brothers without losing a life?? Selma Hayek : zero, Frito :1

"Its my observation that you are just a racist biggot and need to get a life as the saying goes. nough said. and good night."

1) Apprantly you're a "biggot" against punctuation and contractions.
2) As what saying goes?
3) I am many things, but I will never be a biggot. One, since it's impossible, as bigot has one "G". Two, since I am the furthest thing you'll find from being one! Why not call me something that I am, like "faggot", which coincidentally has two G's!


Wow people, I'm out of breath. Normally I wouldn't garner such a stupid comment with a response, but I was bored and had a few drinks. Good times. So miss Josie, thanks for reading, be sure to send me a Christmas card, and stop sticking up for Selma Hayek, whose bitch slap I know retract, as she has a much better grip on the English language than you! Cheers!
Long Live the Hayek!
See?? She Loves Me!! She Really Loves Me! ( That's sign language for I love you, Josie)

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